stop smiling

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

vanboobsenstein:

wraparoundcurl:

via twitter.

this is absolutely the best thing I’ve seen all day

so far i’ve only read the first two menu items and i’m already crying with laughter

The “Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam” Appetizer (49.95)

We take 38oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick and funky Mushroom Dribblins

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